As an author that publishes in articles.com under two different names, I thought this one-way unsolicited e-mail to a friend might fit nicely into this News-and-Society:Dating section. Who knows, it might even land me a good date or two with someone in my neck of the northwest woods Vancouver,WA or Portland,OR? At the least, I hope readers find it entertaining.

This e-mail stemmed from an automatic notification that I received from a network marketing company that I use. As it turns out ~ a friend had clicked into take a “Free Test Drive” probably as a result of my having left her a business card ~ but possibly because she visited one of my websites.
It’s, I think you’ll agree, a classic example of a single guy taking advantage of an opportunity to mix business with pleasure.

Hiya, mLady Linda

I’m glad that you watched the GDI (Global Domains International) automated, personalized, business presentation! Yup, I automatically get notified when prospects do. LOL.

Did you go to the network marketing “Test Drive” site from the business card I gave you or via my website, mLady?

And did you check out the other AWESOME network marketing business that I’m using to make all of this money? DM (DirectMatches) is the other MLM that is working so well for me If ya didn’t, there’s a “Free Sign Up” link banner & info on my website too, mLady Linda.

If you haven’t signed up yet for GDI, click this direct link for something that isn’t in the “Test Drive.”

milesbooks.com/wb/pages/gdi-global-domains-international/company-of-the-month-july-2006.php

Hopefully, before this beautiful day or night is over, I’ll have my websites set up so that these notifications go directly to my Rascalette, “Goldie.”

Marion, also ladychipper, will do a much better job than I do ~ following my prospects up. She’s my “New Ears.” The Lord knew that I needed some and He provided me with “The Best.” Goldie even can hear on a telephone, which you know that I can’t, mLady Linda. If you sign up, you come into GDI under her. That’s really cool because she is experienced in network marketing and Goldie is willing and able to get you off to a good start. She’ll even place some our new sign-ups under you

I don’t usually do any follow-up at all, but as it is you, mLady – well I came in from watching the birds bathe in the 16,000 gallon fishpond that I put in my backyard (the one that I’ve told you about when I came to your place last Saturday) – and giving the birds and my squirrel some more food – I find that you have viewed the Network Marketing business presentation. So, for a change, I am following a prospect up. Yup, you’re my “My Special mLady Linda # 1″ LOL

So, mLady Linda, when are you coming over for some “Cheap wine” and some “Good laughs,” huh? I’ve plenty of great coffee if we choose to sober up? If you’d like, I can pick you up tomorrow? Let me know what time, if that works for you. Okay? Or we can choose another day.

If your car is still having problems, I can make it to your place and back – although my “Caddie” is still needing a spark plug change, the license tags expired in July, and the plugs need changing before it will pass DEQ. LOL I’ll soon replace it anyway, probably with a new van. I haven’t been going out much lately. I’ve been too busy loving life here at home. Yeah, my apartment with the illegal fishpond. LOL

As a wise woman of the Bible I think said ~ after her son had died ~ “All IS Well!” She didn’t let her mouth get her into trouble by “Confessing the death of her son.” Rather, didn’t she say “All IS Well” when asked if everything was alright? A concerned servant saw her hurrying to go somewhere had asked. Anyway, as I remember, the woman returned with a prophet who raised her son back to life.

Say, mLady, I can take you to Jantzen Beach too – if you need to go there – or to a grocery store?

You know, I didn’t mean to make this an Epistle, but since it seems to have become one already, I’ll add a couple of more things and publish this – in part – as an ezine article also. As you have read so many of my published articles, especially when I lived at Van Vista too – while you were teaching the writer’s class – I am certain that you won’t mind, mLady Linda # 1.

It was after I had moved here – and I thought I was communicating with you by e-mail after my caregiver of nearly 3-years had departed – that I discovered that I had another “mLady Linda,” – as I called her by that name also. LOL. She is a very nice gal too How does it happen that so many smart, attractive women are named Linda anyway?

It’s sure fun again now to be “Cured” of “Incurable” MS (Multiple Sclerosis). Yeah, my libido is better also. LOL I sure don’t miss the wheelchair that my former caregiver wanted me to stay in, you know.

I discovered – only after several e-mail exchanges – that the other “Linda” wasn’t you, “mLady Linda.” I only figured it out because – when I had invited invited her – (m”Lady Linda”) to spend a week or so here with me – she responded that she was accepting another invitation by a gentleman friend to attend a youth camp for two weeks. Had she not said “Another” I might never have known. No lovely lady has ever called me a “Gentleman” that I can recall, LOL

Heavens, this is turning out be be a “True Confessions!”

Perhaps, I’ll title this “Mixing Business With Pleasure Plus True Confessions To mLady Linda.” How’s that for an effective title of an odd-ball ezine article, mLady Linda # 1?

Yeah, I’ll publish it as author Russ miles so it will automatically be accessible via the RSS Feed in the “Rascal’s Free Reprint Articles” section of the website. It won’t be in the “Apostle’s Articles” section. Some of my disciples would not understand, I’m certain.

It’s been said, “To error is human; to forgive is divine.” Yup, mLady, I make my share of errors for which The Divine has already forgiven me. On that end, I’ve been so busy for the last few months since The Lord told me that I was His “Playfully Mischievous Apostle Rascal,” that the scripture has really applied to me,’(NKJV) Galatians 5:16 I say then: Walk in the Spirit, and you shall not fulfill the lust of the flesh.’ Yup, I’ve been a good boy

God has kept me SO busy writing ezine articles under ‘The anointing Of The Holy Spirit’ ~ that are being published as author Rascal Miles ~ that I’ve neglected the author Russ Miles ezine articles for some time Well, mLady Linda, maybe that has been His way of bringing out His best in me?

I’ll wrap this up with the pretty new signature that I attach to most of my out-going e-mails. When I publish this as an ezine article, unfortunately the link that I want you to read won’t be live (nor will the other live website links in this body of this article), and the colors won’t show up.

Do you remember, mLady, when you said that the colors on my early website were awful? I’d only started to learn my way around website, last year. Hopefully, you’ve found them much improved now. I continue to improve them and the website is probably a thousand times larger. When one “Lives-On-Line” and “Travels-By Computer-Rather-than-Cadillac” – it is amazing how large websites can become and how far you can go. Yes, I’ve always enjoyed “Going All Of The Way.” LOL

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